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The End of Outdoor Climbing?

Sunday afternoon in Boulder. We could have gone to Eldo, and climbed a couple of cold, chossy pitches, but it was much easier instead  to head over to the new Movement Climbing + Fitness gym.  My third day in a row there, I couldn’t help but wonder if this ultra-modern facility signals the end of [...]

January 19th, 2010 | BJ Sbarra | 9 comments | Continued
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The Future Of Sport Crag Development

And I thought a crowbar was a little industrial at times. Check out this awesome video (posted on Mountainproject.com a few days ago) showing a helicopter using a wrecking ball to clean a gigantic loose block off a cliff in Norway that threatens the road below. And then they even wash off all the debris! [...]

December 23rd, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 2 comments | Continued
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Holiday Fun

Ok, this has nothing to do with the holidays, but hopefully it’ll bring a smile to your face. Enjoy and hope everyone is having a great Christmas week.
Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain, Why is He Climbing a  Mountain?

December 22nd, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 1 comment | Continued
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William Shatner is A Rock Climber

This one comes to you thanks to the Backpacker Blog, some funny videos with William Shatner and climbing, including a hilarious remix (the last one). Have a great weekend everybody!

September 11th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 3 comments | Continued
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Sand Booting

I recently partook in a humorous event that led me to coin a new term: “sand booting.” So what are we dealing with here? Well, take your standard sandbag, but mix in the possibility of finding booty and you’ve got sand booting. Here’s how it plays out:
A confident looking party asks for your input on [...]

August 28th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 6 comments | Continued
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Colorado is a Sea of Choss

That’s right, you heard me, I said our state is covered in choss. I know we like to think we have better rock climbing than California (or anywhere else for that matter), but the ugly truth is we are surrounded by less than perfect stone. Don’t believe me? Lets take a look at some of [...]

August 13th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 5 comments | Continued
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My Day in the Life of a Woman Climber

As a member of the male species, I’ve always wondered what really goes on in the world of women, especially at the cliff. How do they approach hard climbs? What do they talk about? And what happens at the end of the day after the climbing is done? I decided to take my investigative skills [...]

August 5th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 7 comments | Continued
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Pimp and Crimp This

So I have to hand it to the guys over at Pimpinandcrimpin.com, I think they’ve been doing a great job on the blog recently, coming up with some genuinely funny stuff that’s had me laugh out loud more than once. I’d probably get some weird looks from my coworkers, if I had any. Here are [...]

May 28th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 0 comments | Continued
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Castleton Tower Exploited For Car Commercial

Back in 1964! I came across this hilarious video of a Chevy car commercial from 1964 that was filmed in Castle Valley. It feels like a b-rated movie, but I bet it had a lot of people oo-ing and ah-ing back in the day.
Check it out:

May 18th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 5 comments | Continued
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Climber’s Guide to the Public

If you’ve been a climber for any length of time, you’ve no doubt had some awkward conversations with the general public about it. When it comes to public awareness of our sport, at least in this country, the average citizen is woefully uneducated about climbing. Here’s a list of some of my favorite things I [...]

April 29th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 6 comments | Continued
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Choss Master vs Choss Monkey

Choss Master – a person who enjoys climbing on choss…. Now just a second there, professor. I feel I need to take a moment this morning to clear up a misconception that is spreading in the climbing world. After bailing off a climb in Red Rocks recently, I later referred to it as “the chossiest [...]

April 14th, 2009 | BJ Sbarra | 0 comments | Continued