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Inside Job – Climbing Access Goes Undercover

We’ve been going about dealing with access issues all wrong. It’s time to make change happen from the inside.

June 1st, 2011 | | 1 comment | Continued
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5 Ways to Enjoy the Government Shutdown

So while the children who run this country try to figure out a compromise on the budget, we’ve discovered some unique opportunities for climbers in our national parks should the government actually get shutdown:

April 8th, 2011 | | 3 comments | Continued
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What Your Climbing Forum Says About You

Let’s face it, if you’re a desk jockey and spend much time in front of a computer, you’re probably no stranger to the various online watering holes known as climbing forums.

March 3rd, 2011 | | 1 comment | Continued
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The State of the Climbing Gear

Looking back on things like the camming device, harnesses with leg loops, GriGri’s and leashless ice tools, it makes you wonder, what, if anything, is coming next that will be a true game changer?

February 2nd, 2011 | | 14 comments | Continued
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What Your Training Program Says About You

There are a number of excellent books on the topic of how to get better at climbing, and each tackles the subject in a unique way. Here’s our distilled version of the popular training programs out there, and what you can expect from each.

January 28th, 2011 | | 3 comments | Continued
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The Only Rule: Don’t Be An @$$hole

When it comes to climbing ethics, there’s really only one rule: don’t be an @$$hole!

January 6th, 2011 | | 30 comments | Continued
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The Best Of Mountain Project

Every now and then a thread pops up on Mountain Project that is especially entertaining, and this is our collection of the top forum posts we could find. You’ll probably laugh, might cry and definitely shake your head a few times. Enjoy.

November 11th, 2010 | | 2 comments | Continued
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Reel Rock Filmmaking Competition

It’s that time of year again. The entries are in and you can check out the contestants in the 2010 Reel Rock Filmmaking Competition. There are some quality entries, along with some not so great ones, but regardless this is the perfect way to waste some time on a Friday afternoon. The deadline for voting [...]

August 13th, 2010 | | 1 comment | Continued
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Things to Do While Waiting to Climb

So let’s say you have 6 hours to kill before guiding some clients on Wall Street. A reasonable objective might be the North Chimney on Castleton, with your friend who has never climbed the tower. The climbing is moderate and you should have plenty of time to get up and down quickly.

May 13th, 2010 | | 5 comments | Continued
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A Note From The Seedy Underbelly of Climbing

Climbing is great, and we all know it. At any given moment, any of us could spin a lengthy, eloquent soliloquy about the stronger connections we feel with nature, our partners, and ourselves when we climb. But let’s face it. Not all is unicorns, rainbows, and lolly pops.

April 27th, 2010 | | 7 comments | Continued
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The End of Outdoor Climbing?

Sunday afternoon in Boulder. We could have gone to Eldo, and climbed a couple of cold, chossy pitches, but it was much easier instead  to head over to the new Movement Climbing + Fitness gym.  My third day in a row there, I couldn’t help but wonder if this ultra-modern facility signals the end of [...]

January 19th, 2010 | | 12 comments | Continued
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The Future Of Sport Crag Development

And I thought a crowbar was a little industrial at times. Check out this awesome video (posted on Mountainproject.com a few days ago) showing a helicopter using a wrecking ball to clean a gigantic loose block off a cliff in Norway that threatens the road below. And then they even wash off all the debris! [...]

December 23rd, 2009 | | 2 comments | Continued
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Holiday Fun

Ok, this has nothing to do with the holidays, but hopefully it’ll bring a smile to your face. Enjoy and hope everyone is having a great Christmas week. Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain, Why is He Climbing a  Mountain?

December 22nd, 2009 | | 1 comment | Continued
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William Shatner is A Rock Climber

This one comes to you thanks to the Backpacker Blog, some funny videos with William Shatner and climbing, including a hilarious remix (the last one). Have a great weekend everybody!

September 11th, 2009 | | 3 comments | Continued
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Sand Booting

I recently partook in a humorous event that led me to coin a new term: “sand booting.” So what are we dealing with here? Well, take your standard sandbag, but mix in the possibility of finding booty and you’ve got sand booting. Here’s how it plays out: A confident looking party asks for your input [...]

August 28th, 2009 | | 6 comments | Continued